Potter Puppet Pals – The Apparate! Suite Lyrics

Harry Potter probably can
I’m your guy! Make you want to apparate all night! To the right! Suite Lyrics
My name’s Harry Potter and I’m really great now
I don’t have to walk ’cause I can apparate, now! Spoiler alert:
When Voldemort is dead thanks to me
Dumbledore is dead, thanks to Snape
(Snape) Snape’s dead thanks to Voldemort
Yeah, and Dobby the elf’s in a tiny grave
And even Hedwig wasn’t saved
How can I be just Harry? Flight of the hippogriff
Not bad
I’ll never go back to England again
I don’t need school and I don’t need friends
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
Yes
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
Yes
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
Yeah
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando Out of sight! (Metaphorically)
Though I could go there if I wanted to;
But I don’t so I’ll just leave it alone okay? Harry Potter! Yes
(two three four)
But I can never apparate away from my fate
And I can never escape the day I’ll face the hater
Who scarred my face and laid my family to waste
Voldemort is his name, and I’m gonna have it erased
All right
Yeah
Harry Potter
V! I know some charms and incantations
But I don’t know how the hell I haven’t died
I have sick thoughts that I’m ashamed to mention
Like, I kinda wish I stayed on Pivet Drive
But I won’t go back home I’ll tell you were I’ll be
I’m going to the only place where I can just be me
Yeah, there’s just one place you’ll find me
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
Gonna buy me a ticket gonna go on a ride
This place really gets who I am on the inside
Everywhere I look I see my own life
Only cleansed of tragedy and void of strife
And it’s beautiful here in the Florida sun
The butter beer is second to none
And the dragon challenge really blows my mind
Who needs a broomstick THIS is flying
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
Yeah
At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
Forbidden Journey
Awesome! Harry Potter on a farm
Yeah why not? Harry Potter in space
feeling great
‘Cause there ain’t no place Harry Potter can’t grace when I
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-apparate! Zonko’s Joke shop
Amazing! That didn’t even occur to me! Harry Potter in Japan
So kawaii! Something on the top shelf who can reach? I’m a smooth apparater
Check my magic don’t be a hater
Uh
Yeah
Yeah
Huh
Yeah
Huh
Check it out
Bleh
Harry Potter in France
Sacré bleu! Make you want to apparate all night! Now you see me, now you don’t
Go on, order me to sit still
’cause I won’t sit still! POTTER PUPPET PALSThe Apparate! To the right! When I freaking feel like Typhoid Mary? I was a baby when we last met. Oh, that’s right, I killed you once! Now I’m a man
And I can do magic way better than you can
I’m a superstar, maybe you’ve heard of me? Harry Potter! Harry Potter! I’m a good learner and I learn real good
Since I learned how to apparate I feel good
I feel on top of the world! Out of sight! I’m Harry Potter damn it I should know
When all is said, I kinda peaked at 17
But really, where else can I go? To the left! To the left! Huh
But I’m not that baby, son
No it’s not 1981
I’m harry potter, big and swole
So Voldemort, you know your role
Shut your mouth and keep it closed
Or I’ll punch you in your nostril holes
Cause there ain’t no horcrux I can’t reach
And there ain’t no dark lord in the future, naw
Give it up for Harry Potter (What’s that?)
Give it up for Harry Potter (Who?)
Everyone knows Harry Potter (Oh Yeah?)
If you don’t you probably oughta (Damn right!)
Read a book about Harry Potter (Read a book!)
Don’t mess with Harry Potter (Don’t mess!)
Everyone loves Harry Potter (Yeah!)
He’s a real good lyrics writer
What do I want to be when I grow up? Uh! Harry Potter!