Jonathan Larson – Happy New Year Lyrics

ROGER
Three and half minutes…
MIMI
I’m Giving Up My Vices
I’m Going Back – Back To School
Eviction Or Not
This Week’s Been So Hot
That Long As I’ve Got You
I Know I’ll Be Cool
I Couldn’t Crack The Love Code, Dear
‘Til You Made The Lock On My Heart
Explode
It’s Gonna Be A Happy New Year
A Happy New Year
MARK
Coast Is Clear
You’re Supposed To Be Working
That’s For Midnight
Where Are They? ROGER
Bolted Plywood, Padlocked With A
Chain
A Total Dead End
MAUREEN
Just Like My Ex-Girlfriend
(on cellular phone)
Honey…? It’s Not Funny
It’s Not Fair
How Can I Atone? ROGER
Playing Spiderman
MARK
Ironic Close Up: Tight
On The Phone Machine’s Red Light
Once The Boho Boys Are Gone
The Power Mysteriously Comes On MIMI
How long til next year? Moneypenny – My Martini! There Isn’t Much Time
MIMI
Maybe They’re Dressing
I Mean What Does One Wear That’s
Apropos
For A Party – That’s Also A Crime
MAUREEN
Chips, Anyone? MARK
We Can Hoist A Line–
JOANNE
To The Fire Escape–
MARK
And Tie Off At
MARK & JOANNE
That Bench! Are You Okay? ROGER
That’s Shaken – Not Stirred
COLLINS
p*ssy – The Bolts
ANGEL
Just Say The Word! I Know You’re There…
Please Pick Up The Phone
Are You Okay? I Lose Control
But I Can Learn To Behave
Give Me One More Chance
Let Me Be Your Slave
I’ll Kiss Your Doc Martens
Let Me Kiss Your Doc Martens
Your Every Wish I Will Obey
(Joanne enters)
JOANNE
That Might Be Okay
Down Girl
Heel…Stay
I Did A Bit Of Research
With My Friends At Legal Aid
Technically, You’re Squatters
There’s Hope
But Just In Case
MARK & JOANNE
Rope! MARK
You Can Take The Girl Out Of Hicksville
But You Can’t Take The Hickville Out
Of The Girl
MAUREEN
My Riot Got You On TV
I Deserve A Royalty
MIMI
Be Good You Two
Or No God Awful Champagne
MAUREEN
Don’t Mind If I Do
No Luck? MAUREEN
I Can’t Take Them As Chums
JOANNE
Start Hoisting…Wench
ROGER
I Think I Should Be Laughing
Yet I Forget
Forget How To Begin
I’m Feeling Something Inside
And Yet I Still Can’t DecideBIf I Should Hide
Or Make A Wide Open Grin
Last Week I Wanted Just To Disappear
My Life Was Dust
But Now It Just May Be A Happy New Year
A Happy New Year
(Collins enters with Angel)
COLLINS
Bond – James Bond
ANGEL
And p*ssy Galore – In Person
MIMI
p*ssy – You Came Prepared
ANGEL
I Was A Boy Scout Once
And A Brownie
‘Til Some Little Brat Got Scared
COLLINS
Aha! MIMI
Two Minutes Left To Execute Our Plan
COLLINS
Where’s Everyone Else? MIMI
Will Bad Champagne Do?