Holly Cole – If I Were A Bell Lyrics

Ask me – How do I feel? From the wonderful way that you looked. Yes I knew my morale would crack. Ask me – How do I feel? Or if I was a goose I’d be cooked. From the moment we kissed tonight,
Thats that way I’ve just got to behave. Or if I were a top I’d start popping my spring
Or if I were a bell
I’d go ding dong ding dong – DING! Ask me now that we’re fondly caressing. Little me with my quiet upbringing. Well sir, all I can say is if I was a bridge I’d be burning. Well sir, all I can say is if I was a gate I’d be swinging. Pal, if I was a salad I’d surely be splashing my dressing. Ask me how do I feel? From this chemistry lesson I’m learning. Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I’d be ringing. Boy, if I was a lamp I’d light,
Or if I was a banner I’d wave. Or if I was a watch I’d start popping my spring. Ask me now that we are cosy and clinging? Ask me how do I feel? Or if I were a bell I’d go ding dong ding dong ding. Boy, if I was a duck i’d quack.