Alexie Sayle – Ullo John Gotta New Motor Lyrics

Gotta new motor? Ullo John! They put me in a special hospital (x2)
Is there life on Mars? Ullo John! Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? Ullo John! Gotta new motor? (x2)
Ah ah ah ah ow… ah ah ah ah ow
Ullo John! (x5)
(Spoken) Here that’s a nice three piece suite, yeah
I like your music centre
Here got any Demis Roussos? (x4)
Hahahahahahahaha
motor, motor, motor, motor
motor, motor, motor, motor, urgggghhh
Ullo John! Lovely, here you must be sophisticated
Ullo-Ullo-Ullo-Ullo
Ullo John! What you having eh? Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? ‘Ere wanna brown ale? Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? He walks around with a hat on (x2)
(Spoken) Oh yeah our Rodney yeah, he’s the intelligent one
He’s in the police force
Very bright he is
Been to Miami? Lovely… Miami
Package tour in Miami
You can’t get a light and bitter
You can’t get a light and bitter in Miami though
You can get one in Bermondsey though! Gotta new motor? Gotta new mot-AH … AH … AH
He works on the Thames Barrier (x2)
I keep tropical fish (x2)
In me underpants (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor? ALEXIE SAYLEUllo John Gotta New Motor Lyrics
Ullo-Ullo-Ullo-Ullo
Ullo John! Ullo John! Gotta new motor? Mine’s a light and bitter (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor? (x2)
Is there life in Peckham? Your goat’s made a mess on the carpet (x2)
He lost his bottle in Barnsley (x2)
He’s an Avon Representative (x2)
Ullo John! Ullo John! Ullo John! (x2)
That’s a piece of balsa (x2)
You can make a model out of that (x2)
He stuck his head in a dustbin (x2)
And then ran through the launderette (x2)
Ullo John! Oo I like him, Barry Manilow,
I think he’s terrific
Oh I love him, I love Barry Manilow,
I go all weak, when I hear Barry Manilow I go all weak Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? (x2)
Ullo John! That’s a nice sound as well, Bermondsey
You can get a light and bitter, and it sounds nice
Light and bitter, that sounds nice, I’d like a light and bitter
Oh cheers thanks a lot
Oh nice one yeah, alright
What you having? Gotta new motor? Your goat’s made a mess of the carpet (x2)
Ullo John! (x2)
What’s that switch over there for? ‘Ere John do you like the suit here, eh eh it’s a lovely suit innit? He can’t half play the bongos (x2)
He’s got a record by Billy Joel (x2)
Them locks are easy (x2)
Here’s my calling card: WALLOP! Gotta new motor? Pina Colada? Ullo John!